“To whom it may . . . Uh, concern?” “It’s not a letter to the school board, Lizzy. It’s a fucking Seance!” “Right,” Lizzy corrected herself, shifting her body, sitting cross-legged always bothered her. “Dear dead people?” “For shit's sake, Lizzy,” Krissy slammed her hand on the wood floor, forcing the rest of the girls … Continue reading Snarky Seance
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Feeding Guide
Summer is the easiest time of year to feast. The humans wear shorts and skirts. Exposed ankles. Even a pair of capri pants is suitable. Winter is treacherous. In the cold months, the humans cover up in long pants and high boots, making it impossible to penetrate. You must find a church or office building … Continue reading Feeding Guide